yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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