Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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