shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Green mimosas i think yes
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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