I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.