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(334): View more from Alabama

I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.

(205): View more from Alabama

Win!

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(702): View more from Nevada

just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you

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(425): View more from Washington

I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

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(573): View more from Missouri

The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape

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(520): View more from Arizona

I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.

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