how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
