My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????