found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
we're so committed to being not committed
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time