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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?

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• (518): View more from New York

  alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

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  dude. you drew those with your dick

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina

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  It really is the softest mustache

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.

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