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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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• (631): View more from New York

  There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.

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• (949): View more from California

  Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer

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  Party on wayne

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.

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  Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Regret, thy taste is box wine.

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  ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.

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  I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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• (315): View more from New York

  FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself

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