what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself