Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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