Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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