I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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