I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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