Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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