Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dignity is for republicans.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
