So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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