Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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