my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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