haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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