No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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