I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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