And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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