just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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