It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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