how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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