Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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