So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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