i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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