jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
its liver damage thursday
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