that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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