We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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