My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The Olympian is in my bed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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