would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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