bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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