I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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