hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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