Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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