It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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