Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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