smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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