Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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