living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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