i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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