its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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