But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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