You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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