why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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