we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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