Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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