So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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