About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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