after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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