this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think your dad took our porno
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
