Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You ruined the universe
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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