This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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