No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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