Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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