An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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