Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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